Walk This Way posted a picture of King Street, Charleston, on February 26, and I thought of the Roseville vase bought in the King Street Antiques store during a visit to Charleston. A beautiful little guy, and now he sits on the West Coast. I asked Patty to write an ode and she gave me an ode and a haiku, but what I wanted was a limerick. So she gave me a limerick, too.
"Pick one", she said,
And only one, was what I read.
"Don't be wishy-washy, make up your mind."
I thought, "That is unkind!"
On a sister's feelings she should not tread.
O Vase divine! Curvaceous and fair,
Thee grace my shelf
Like a house elf
Caught dancing in midnight air.
Mere words cannot describe!
Your beauty I imbibe
As thro’ the eyes of a lover.
Quick, run for cover!
Porkchop is on a tear
And has not a care
That my vase he might knock to the floor.
Sadly, I must escort him out the door.
Ah, you chose well, Grasshopper!
ReplyDeleteI caught the subliminal messages, but only after you pointed them out. Duh.
haha nice, somewhere in there you should add a line about the picture of Jessie smelling her armpit!
ReplyDeleteIt may be because I've just been out drinking gin and tonics with the girls, but I just laughed myself silly over that comment, KelKel. I am so lucky to have such characters for children.
ReplyDeletePatty: Is the grasshopper part related to the gin and tonic?
ReplyDeleteKelly: Some day you and that smelly arm sister will be doing a blog together. Or saving a NICU baby. Tread lightly.
Uh Kath...did you notice the time on that Grasshopper comment? Heheh. Gotcha! :)
ReplyDeleteMmmm, gin and tonics...!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite!
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