"Pick one", she said,
And only one, was what I read.
"Don't be wishy-washy, make up your mind."
I thought, "That is unkind!"
On a sister's feelings she should not tread.

O Vase divine! Curvaceous and fair,
Thee grace my shelf
Like a house elf
Caught dancing in midnight air.
Mere words cannot describe!
Your beauty I imbibe
As thro’ the eyes of a lover.
Quick, run for cover!
Porkchop is on a tear
And has not a care
That my vase he might knock to the floor.
Sadly, I must escort him out the door.
7 comments:
Ah, you chose well, Grasshopper!
I caught the subliminal messages, but only after you pointed them out. Duh.
haha nice, somewhere in there you should add a line about the picture of Jessie smelling her armpit!
It may be because I've just been out drinking gin and tonics with the girls, but I just laughed myself silly over that comment, KelKel. I am so lucky to have such characters for children.
Patty: Is the grasshopper part related to the gin and tonic?
Kelly: Some day you and that smelly arm sister will be doing a blog together. Or saving a NICU baby. Tread lightly.
Uh Kath...did you notice the time on that Grasshopper comment? Heheh. Gotcha! :)
Mmmm, gin and tonics...!
My favorite!
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